cendrilla
مديرة
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تاريخ التسجيل : 03/10/2007
 |  موضوع: Funny Short Jokes  الأربعاء يوليو 06, 2011 3:06 am | |
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbor has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called “Man, The Master of Women”?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “Everything”.
and the book is titled: “What Women Want!”
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A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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soso
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تاريخ التسجيل : 05/06/2010
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Cat Burglar Nami
مستشاره
عدد الرسائل : 542
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تاريخ التسجيل : 19/06/2008
| | موضوع: رد: Funny Short Jokes الإثنين يوليو 11, 2011 3:07 pm | |
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